Last updated: 20 August 2026 | Applies to: https://www.slowwobble.com/ and all sub-pages including /stories/ and /colouring-book.html
1. Our Promise - Safe by Design
Slow Wobble World was built for toddlers ages 1-5. We are ad-free, tracker-free for kids, and privacy-first.
- No ads, no pop-ups, no affiliate links - including in our free colouring book
- No data collection from children - we do not ask for names, emails, ages or locations from kids
- No account, no login, no newsletter for kids
- No external links that kids can click (except YouTube for our official video, which opens in a new tab and is clearly marked for parents)
2. What Data We Do Collect (Very Little)
We do NOT use cookies to track children. We use only one anonymized tool:
Google Analytics 4 (Measurement ID: G-8JB0MR4BMR) - Used only to count how many people visit our pages (e.g., 100 visits to Floppy Dog's story). IP addresses are anonymized. No personal data, no cross-site tracking, no advertising. Data is kept for 14 months then deleted automatically. This helps us know which stories parents like most.
Colouring Book: When you tap Save Picture, the image is created inside your browser on your device. Nothing is uploaded to our server. We never see your child's drawings.
3. Children's Privacy (COPPA & UK GDPR)
We comply with COPPA (USA) and UK GDPR for children's data:
- We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13
- If you are a parent and believe we have collected data from your child, email us and we will delete it immediately
- Our content is rated isFamilyFriendly: true in Google
- All stories, songs and colouring pages are written for ages 1-5 with calm language
4. Cookies
We use only essential cookies for the site to work, and Google Analytics cookies (_ga, _ga_*) for anonymous visit counting. No advertising cookies. You can block cookies in your browser settings - the site will still work, including stories and colouring book.
5. External Links
We link only to:
- YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Ahkt9NcRw - our official Slow Wobble song video (for parents, opens in new tab)
- Internal pages: Home, About Us, Colouring Book, and 5 story pages: Floppy Dog, Fluffy Cat, Tall Horse, Big Dino, Squishy Frog
6. Your Rights (Parents)
Under UK GDPR you have the right to request deletion of any analytics data associated with your visit. Email us at hello@slowwobble.com - we will respond within 7 days.
7. Contact
Slow Wobble World
Email: hello@slowwobble.com
Location: Kingston upon Hull, UK
Founded: April 2026
Website: https://www.slowwobble.com/
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